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8 changes: 6 additions & 2 deletions data.json
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"Why Do programmers always mix up Haloween and Christmas? Because Oct31 == Dec25.",
"Why did the programmer die in the shower? The shampoo bottle said: Wash, rinse, repeat.",
"A UDP packet walks into a bar. The bartender doesn't acknowledge him.",
"99 Bugs in the Code. 99 Bugs in the Code. You take one down, patch it around, 127 Bugs in the code"
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"99 Bugs in the Code. 99 Bugs in the Code. You take one down, patch it around, 127 Bugs in the code",
"Why don't we go to my 127.0.0.1, and I'll give you sudo access.",
"Give me your credentials and I’ll show you how privilege escalation REALLY works.",
"I told her that she was the ';' to my code but she replied that she likes python",
"I asked her to be the css to my html but had to change my mind when she replis me 'wordpress'"
]