A few new NPC story snippets

[zachary-kaelan]

Summary

Content "A few new NPC story snippets"

Purpose of change

I was bored and browsing NPC story snippets, and came up with some new ideas.

Describe the solution

I put the new ideas into the game.

Describe alternatives you've considered

Injecting mutagen to ease my boredom instead.

Testing

I was no longer bored.

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Spell checker encountered unrecognized words in the in-game text added in this pull request. See below for details.

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• a friend from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse
• while "tripping major ballsack"

This alert is automatically generated. You can simply disregard if this is inaccurate, or (optionally) you can also add the new words to tools/spell_checker/dictionary.txt so they will not trigger an alert next time.

Hints for adding a new word to the dictionary

• If the word is normally in all lowercase, such as the noun word or the verb does, add it in its lower-case form; if the word is a proper noun, such as the surname George, add it in its initial-caps form; if the word is an acronym or has special letter case, such as the acronym CDDA or the unit mW, add it by preserving the case of all the letters. A word in the dictionary will also match its initial-caps form (if the word is in all lowercase) and all-uppercase form, so a word should be added to the dictionary in its normal letter case even if used in a different letter case in a sentence.
• For a word to be added to the dictionary, it should either be a real, properly-spelled modern American English word, a foreign loan word (including romanized foreign names), or a foreign or made-up word that is used consistently and commonly enough in the game. Intentional misspelling (including eye dialect) of a word should not be added unless it has become a common terminology in the game, because while someone may have a legitimate use for it, another person may spell it that way accidentally.